It almost seems like destiny to be faced with the site I have up for review today. Just last night there was a rerun of a crime show I like and as it happens the investigation took the team to a furry convention. I've heard a lot about furry fandom over the years, but Panda Fuck is the first site that I can remember that devotes itself to exciting fantasy scenes where teenage girls love for their stuffed toys comes to life. Of course, on this site there are only life sized pandas and they aren't packed with stuffing. Instead, they're packing big huge dildos and the only stuffing here is done by the toys pounding their panda sticks into the wet holes of the sexy nubile chicks.
First things first, this may be a totally unique site, but it is not a huge site, at least not at the moment. At the time of this review, the site is maybe two weeks out of the starting gate. I think I would expect sites to at least have a month's worth of content ready to go online before they launch, especially one with such an expensive admission fee, but alas PandaFuck only offers 15 scenes at the moment. However, this is two more scenes than they had when they launched, so for now, at least, it looks like updates are coming weekly.
In order to keep you busy and to up the value, members get access to a good number of bonus sites from the WTF Pass. Basically, you are joining this site as well as a half dozen others. The bonus sites aren't quite as wildly kinky as PandaFucks, but they each give their own thrilling trip and some of included sites that you get access to are DollsPorn, PublicSexAdventures, HardFuckGirls and HDMassagePorn.
There are 15 models as well, which means new girls for every update. They are really quite cute, many with small teen titties, but a few with larger sized breasts, though not too large. They each have their own page where you can find out a little more about them and members can also rate the girls and leave comments, although there aren't any interactive features. The episodes come with some nice scene descriptions and good sized preview photos so that you can get a good look at the girls and the action and while there are keyword tags the site doesn't offer a whole lot of browsing tools. Other than looking up content by model and update, you can sort the collection by top rated and top viewed scenes. These features are fine for a small site like this, but as the amount of content increases, there will likely be a need to expand the search features.
You get a series of around 100 photos with each scene and these can be downloaded in .zip files for those of you wanting to collect the pictures. You can also browse the pictures online. When you click an image, it opens in a framed window on top of the page and there is a tool so that you can manually browse the selection or play the slideshow. The photos are a good size to view in either of these options, but you can also enlarge the pictures to 1600x1067, which is the size you'll get if you download the entire sets. The lighting seemed a bit flat in some sets, but for the most part you can look forward to some very good shots of the girls, the panda and all that good panda loving that is doled out to each teen.
Movies are roughly 30 minutes long and the number of video options surpasses all my expectations. Flash streams come in 720p and 432p sizes and there are downloads for android, iPod, iPhone and for basic Mac and Windows operating systems. Formats are basically MP4 (4170kbps, 1280x720) and AVI (2740kbps, 1024x576) with multiple qualities across the board and all the options offer a crisp, clear image. When it comes to the action, there is little to no dialogue, but the Panda's often approach the girls bearing gifts, including a big dildo between their furry thighs. Some people might prefer real cocks, but these panda's are bulky and furry and in order for them to bend a girl over to fuck, it's likely that thick, long strap-on dildos need to be used if only so that member's can actually see all the fucking going on. As it turns out, the panda cum is equally artificial, but man is there a lot of it spewing on teen faces, into sweet young mouths and there is even a creampie or two.
Final Verdict
To some individuals, Panda Fuck may seem like a ludicrous site, perhaps even rather hilarious, but the site doesn't seem to be made for regular fans of hardcore action. Typical hardcore can be found amongst the bonus sites, but PandaFuck is a truly unique offering with a kinky twist for those of you who either enjoy dressing up or perhaps even if you have a furry kink. The site is a bit small at the moment, but it looks to be growing, the girls are hot, the quality is excellent and the site itself is completely original and pure fun.